As the camera static faded, it revealed Tobias sat on the toilet bouncing up and down excitedly, beaming from ear to ear, his eyes aflutter at all of the new things to oggle at.
"Oh jeeps! I can already tell this is going to be awesome! Look at this room! I really can't wait to meet everyone properly, they'll probably be super competitive, but I totes came here to win, y'all! I can keep myself on task, focused and- there's a vent up there! Who knows where it leads!?
As quickly as the topic changed, he lept out of the seat and clung to the ceiling, climbing off screen into the vent ducts, his legs dangling and flailing until he caught his bearings.
"I FOUND A BEEHIVE!"
Screaming ensued.